Let's establish the Kent Brockman award. Kent Brockman was the newscaster on the Simpson's 1994 "Deep Space Homer" episode who thought the Earth was going to be taken over by giant space ants.
His reaction: “One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.”
The award is for individuals and organizations who, for their own personal gain, collaborate with forces aiming to destroy American education.