Evil greedy genius seeks teachers and scholars who are
eager to sacrifice their current careers for substantial but temporary
financial gains. Must have no hesitation
in promoting teaching machines and tests that do not help children learn, but
will result in enormous short-term profits for the testing and publishing
industries.
Two kinds of minions are especially needed:
1. Researchers
who can write long and dense scholarly papers that obscure serous errors in
statistical analysis and logic.
2. Classroom
teachers who can represent my company to the public and speak convincingly as
the voice of experience. A background in acting is a definite asset.
Perfect for those who intend to leave academic research
and classroom teaching and move up to more lucrative positions in administration
and private consulting.
CALL: 1-111-MWAH-HAHA
Would minions be paid in bananas?
ReplyDeleteIf so, that would be a raise from my current teacher's salary of peanuts.